27 Cute and Funny Baby Onesies to Gift

When it comes to the perfect gift for new parents, you can’t go wrong with cute baby onesies. Funny baby clothes are a fantastic baby shower gift. They are a great way to add a personal touch to your gift and make the parents-to-be giggle. Funny baby onesies are also an amazing and thoughtful way to announce a new pregnancy to loved ones!

While there are lot of slightly offensive baby onesies available today, the cute baby bodysuits picked for this list focus on witty quotes and clever sayings.

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These funny baby onesies sayings are sure to get a good laugh!

The Best Funny Onesies

Plot Twist

onesie that says "plot twist"

Having a new baby dramatically changes anyone’s life story. Announce the new main character in your life with this Plot Twist onesie. This is a great onesie to announce an unexpected pregnancy on social media!

Available on Amazon for $14.95. Comes in 2 different sizes.

Stay Wild Moon Child

baby bodysuit with a picture of the moon on it

The Stay Wild Moon Child onesie is a great choice for the earthy, hippie friends in your life. This cute design from Soul Flower is printed on an 100% organic cotton baby bodysuit and made in the United States. Delight new parents with this great onesie.

Available at Soul Flower for $26.

Just Poopin’ (You Know How I Be)

just poopin onesie

Any fan of The Office will crack up at this funny baby bodysuit. Like Michael Scott, this new baby is Just Poopin’. Share this funny inside joke with your pregnant friends at their baby shower. This onesie comes in many different colors.

Available at Amazon for $14.99- $16.99.

Ain’t No Mama Like the One I Got

Adorable and sweet, this new baby onesie pays homage to the classic Four Tops song. It’s an especially fun gift for Mother’s Day for a Mama-to-be. Comes in black or white. 

Mini Munchkin Clothing Company creates adorable onesies with custom designs and funny sayings. Check out their entire inventory here.

Available at Mini Munchkins Clothing Company for $19.99.

Player 3 has Joined The Game

player three has joined the game onesie

This infant creeper is ideal for any first time gamer parents. Player 3 has Joined the Game is a sweet and funny way to welcome baby to the world of video games. With it’s reinforced three-snap closure diaper changes are a breeze in this onesie.

Available at Amazon for $19.99.

Ladies, Please, One at a Time

ladies please one at a time onesie

This funny baby shirt is delightful. Ladies, Please, One at a time is perfect, especially as far as baby boy onesies go. Get a laugh and a knowing nod from all of the women in the new baby’s life. It’s hard not to hug and kiss those sweet little cheeks!

Available on Amazon for $10.95.

Locally Grown

locally grown onesie

This clever Locally Grown onesie is the ideal baby wear for a stroll through a farmer’s market. Everyone will love this charming onesie. Also, the purchase comes with a packet of wildflower seeds so you can help feed the bees! 100% cotton.

Available at The Natural Baby Company for $23.50.

Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner

dirty dancing baby onesie

Any lover of 80’s romance movies will absolutely adore this Nobody puts Baby in the Corner onesie. This bodysuit comes in a variety of colors. Babies in this onesie will have the time of their lives.

Available on Amazon for $9.39.

Mama, Oo-Oo-Ooh!

Queen Fans will sing along anytime this Mama Oo-Oo-Ooh onesie appears. It’s an outstanding choice for a funny baby onesie, and a perfect outfit for a baby with a big voice. This design is a best selling onesie.

Available on Etsy for $22.50.

Assistant to the Regional Manager

the office baby onesie

Fans of The Office will love this Assistant to the Regional Manager funny baby onesie. This bodysuit is sure to get smiles and giggles anytime the new baby wears it!

Available on Amazon for $7.99- $8.99.

Don’t Touch Me, Peasant

funny baby onesie that says "don't touch me peasant."

Let the world know royalty has arrived with the don’t touch me. peasant. onesie. These funny bodysuits are made to order and come in different sizes. They are made from 100% organic cotton.

Available on Amazon for $15.99.

The Force is strong with this one

star wars cute baby onesie

The Force is Strong with This One is the ideal onesie for a little princess who is also a rebel. It’s a great gift idea for Star Wars fans. It comes in many different colors and sizes.

Available on Amazon for $8.99- $18.99.

Instructions not included

instructions not included written on funny baby onesie- white

Instructions Not Included speaks the truth when it comes to funny newborn baby onesies. That’s because taking care of a newborn baby is complicated. It feels like there should be an instruction manual attached! This soft onesie is made of 100% organic cotton.

Available on Amazon for $15.99.

This Actually is my First Rodeo

funny baby onesie that says this actually is my first rodeo with a lasso and cowboy hat

This Actually is my First Rodeo is a darling onesie for a little country baby. Clever and cute, it’s designed to get a smile out of everyone. Made with professional garment inks, the design will last through many washes.

Available on Amazon for $14.95.

Silently Judging You

cute funny baby onesie that says "silently judging you"

Some babies are more stoic that others. Silently Judging You is a funny baby gift for any little one with a serious face. It’s funny slogan is sure to delight everyone.

Available on Amazon for $19.99.

And though she be but little, she is fierce.

shakespeare pink onesie

And though she be but little, she is fierce is a favorite for baby girl onesie sayings. It’s a quote from William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. It’s empowering and endearing, and a great choice for funny baby girl onesies.

Available on Amazon for $15.99- $29.99

Arrgh, Wipe Me Booty

Baby onesie with an octopus dressed like a pirate and the words "Arr, wipe me booty"

Arrgh… Wipe me Booty! is essential for new parents who like to have a little fun. This funny baby shirt with a pirate octopus is sure to get a laugh from parents whenever they have to change a diaper.

Available on Amazon for $19.99.

Daddy’s Favorite Human

cream colored onesie with words daddy's favorite human

Daddy’s Favorite Human is a sweet onesie and the perfect gift for a new Dad. Wonderful for a newborn photo shoot. It comes in cream, a popular color for onesies. Made of 100% certified organic cotton.

Available on Etsy for $28.

I’m Not Pooping, I’m Just Thinking.

Funny pink baby onesie with "i'm not pooping, I'm just thinking" written on it

The I’m not pooping. I’m just thinking. onesie is a perfect baby shower gift. Sometimes the best thing to witness is the concentration on a little baby’s cute face while they do their business in their diaper. This onesie will make everyone laugh.

Available on Amazon for $20.99.

My Uncle is Single

funny baby onesie with words "my uncle is single ask my mom for details" and a pictures of aviator sunglasses

My Uncle is Single, Ask Mom for Details is a great gift for a funny brother to give his pregnant sibling. After all, everyone knows that an adorable baby is a great wingman! This funny baby onesie comes in multiple colors.

Available on Amazon for $14.99- $16.99.

It’s 5am Somewhere

Funny gray baby onesie with "it's 5am somewhere" written on it

It’s 5 AM Somewhere is a glimpse into the near future for expecting parents. A hilarious take on Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet’s hit song, it will get a laugh from any experienced parent at a baby shower.

Available on Amazon for $14.99- $16.99.

I had a Crap Attack

Bobs Burger funny baby onesie Tina "I had a crap attack"

This Funny Bobs Burgers baby onesie features Tina Belcher’s famous line I had a crap attack. Bob’s Burgers fans will love this hilarious slogan.

Available on Amazon for $15.95.

You Can Do This Dad

Funny blue baby onesie with arrows that point to head, arms and legs and says "you can do this dad"

You Can Do This Dad makes fun of common male tropes. A funny baby shower gift for a new first time father. Comes in black, pink, blue and white. Also the perfect father’s day gift!

Available on Amazon for $15.99.

Acute Baby

Acute funny baby onesie acute angle drawn on onesie

The Acute Baby onesie is adorable for any math loving new parents. It works well as baby girl clothes or baby baby boy clothes. Smart parents will giggle at the funny pun.

Available on Amazon for $12.88.

Finders Keepers

Baby Onesie with a picture of an astronaut sticking an American flag on the moon that says "Dibs. Finders Keepers"

This Hilariously Patriotic baby outfit is perfect for a baby due near the Fourth of July. DIBS, Finders Keepers will get a good laugh out of any guests at a baby shower. It’s funny slogan is sweet and clever for a little girl or a little boy. USA!

Available on Amazon for $19.99.

World’s Cutest Tax Deduction

blue funny baby onesie with words "world's cutest tax deduction"

World’s Cutest Tax Deduction features a funny slogan that any frugally minded new parent will enjoy. This baby creeper is printed in the USA using high quality ink. Comes in a variety of colors.

Available on Amazon for $13.88.

Native San Franciscan

Funny baby onesie with a picture of a unicorn that says "Native San Franciscan"

This Native San Franciscan baby onesie is a great gift for any San Francisco Baby. It comes from FishBow designs’ latest collection, an etsy shop based in San Francisco. It’s a funny baby gift and custom onesie that any SF native will adore.

Available on Etsy for $20.

Funny Baby Onesies

Feeling Crafty? You can always make your own custom onesie to gift! Here’s a few tips:

Easy DIY Baby Onesie Instructions

  1. Order a blank onesie like these from amazon.
  2. Brainstorm your design ideas for your custom baby onesie.
  3. Lay the baby onesie on an ironing board.
  4. Using puffy paint, fabric paint, or fabric markers, make your own custom bodysuits. Don’t be afraid to use bright colors!
A fun gift I made for a friend.

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